To Fan or Not To Fan: NBA Edition

It's been close to a month since Hannah & Suzanne have spent a Sunday watching football and they are in sports withdrawal. They turn to the NBA to comfort them and -- based upon watching only one game and possessing very little knowledge -- consider whether they see a future of love and happiness as fans of the NBA.

Before they make that decision, though, they have some questions. Three of them, in fact. All while stretching an analogy far past the point of sense.